Prior to noon on Friday, Uber surged 3x the normal fare and the usual suspects stepped off the ferry to roam the island in pACKs… and #Figawi17 was off to a roaring start. Whether you were out on the town, or avoiding it at all costs, some MDW MVP’s stood out in particular. May we introduce to you, the Figawi Class of 2017 Senior Superlatives. 


 MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A BROMANCE



MOST LIKELY TO SLAY FIGAWI 2037



 CUTEST COUPLE

 


BEST IN SHOW



 BEST HAIR



BEST SMILE



MOST LIKELY TO GET ENOUGH SLEEP



MOST LIKELY TO LOSE HIS PHONE



MOST CREATIVE



 

CLASS CLOWN

 


 MR. CONGENIALITY 

 


BIGGEST FLIRT



MOST ACK FASHIONABLE

 


MOST ATHLETIC



MOST LIKELY TO MAKE THIS FACE BEFORE BEING CUT OFF



MOST LIKELY TO JUMP & SHATTER THEIR IPHONE SCREEN FOR THE 15TH TIME



MOST LIKELY TO FIND THE FIGAWI HIDEAWAY



MOST LIKELY TO BECOME MERMAIDS

 


MOST LIKELY TO THINK REALLY HARD ABOUT WHAT TO CAPTION THEIR INSTA AND SETTLE FOR “WHERE THE FIGAWI”



 MOST LIKELY TO SLIP THE BOUNCER A BENJAMIN TO SKIP THE LINE 



 MOST TEAM SPIRIT



MOST LIKELY TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION 

 


MOST LIKELY TO LIVE BY THE MANTRA “WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, GET A 30 RACK OF BUD LIGHT AND SOME MATCHA TEA AND STRUT YOUR STUFF DOWN MAIN STREET”



 MOST LIKELY TO LIVE UP TO ALL CHAD-LIKE EXPECTATIONS 



MOST CONFUSED

(ie.. you say you’re at the BOX but you’re clearly at the BREWERY) 
 


MOST LIKELY TO NOT GET THEIR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK  



MOST LIKELY TO FOLLOW UP THIS PHOTO WITH A 2AM PIZZA REVIEW ON THE STRIP

…because everyone knows the rules.
 


MOST LIKELY TO NAIL THE OH SO CASUAL SOLO INSTA YACHT SHOT 



 

MOST LIKELY TO BE ON A REALITY SHOW

 


 

MOST LIKELY TO PULL THE “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” CARD 

 


 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, #FIGAWI17 PHOTO THAT MOST LIKELY RESEMBLES OUR HAPPY PLACE 




UNTIL NEXT YEAR… KEEP IT CLASSY, FIGAWI FANS.
MAJOR THANKS TO THE ORIGINAL MISS BLACKBOOK INTERN MARA LANCEY FOR THE THIRD ANNUAL FIGAWI RECAP. FOLLOW HER ADVENTURES ON INSTAGRAM AT @OHYOULANCEYHUH 

FIGAWI COVER PHOTO BY THE TALENTED JOHN BOGLE